You don’t need an HR platform. You need a survey.

Fifteen questions, one anonymous link, and a three-page PDF you can read in ten minutes.

$1 per employee. No subscription, no demo.

Run a survey Live in about five minutes. Exit interviews are $15 each.

What your team sees.

A few minutes on their phone, start to finish. No app to download, no login, no email address. Just one link, a clean screen, and questions they can answer with a thumb.

Surveys that are easy to take get more answers, and more honest ones.

Survey screenshot Placeholder for a phone-sized screen of the employee survey.

What you see.

When the survey closes, you get this three-page PDF. Your account shows how many people have responded, keeps every report, and lets you launch the next survey.

Overall scores
142 of 156 responded
Management & support
84%
Meaning & alignment
91%
Momentum & resources
72%
My manager treats me with respect.
93%
I know exactly what is expected of me.
90%
I see myself working here a year from now.
82%
I can voice concerns without fear of retaliation.
69%
Different teams work well together.
58%
I have the equipment I need to do my work.
74%

Page 1. Every question, scored and color-coded, so you can see what’s healthy and what needs attention.

By team
4 teams with 5 or more responses
Sales
Ops
Support
Eng
Q1
95
88
92
96
Q2
82
70
64
88
Q3
88
80
78
90
Q4
90
84
80
92
Q5
92
91
86
85
Q6
84
76
72
88
Q7
72
64
58
78
Q8
80
68
60
82
Q9
62
60
48
66
Q10
86
78
74
88

Page 2. The same questions split by team. Teams with fewer than five responses are left out, so no one can be singled out.

In their words
Open answers, unedited
What should we stop doing?
“Back-to-back meetings with no agenda.”
“Routing every small decision through three approvals.”
What should we start doing?
“Sharing the roadmap before it’s locked.”
“A real career path. People can’t see their next step.”
Anything else?
“Best manager I’ve had in fifteen years.”

Page 3. What people actually wrote, in their own words. No AI summary.

Exit interviews, too.

When someone leaves, send them a five-question exit survey. You get a one-page debrief for each person with the real reason they left, not the polite one they gave on their last day.

$15 per person. No minimum.

Exit interview
Sales, 2 years 4 months
Main reasonPay
Manager’s role4 of 5
Recommend us?Maybe
What should we change so the next person stays?
“More competitive pay. The market moved and we didn’t.”
Anything that was hard to say before now?
“Honestly, I didn’t click with my manager.”
$1
per employee, each time you run it.

The minimum is $25, so a team of 12 pays $25 and a team of 80 pays $80. Exit interviews are $15 per person. Survey platforms typically charge $4–12 per employee every month, billed annually.

How it works: enter your headcount and team names, pay, and share one link however you like. Close the survey when you’re ready and download the PDF.

What we don’t do, on purpose.

Custom questions

The questions are the product. There are great form builders. We aren’t one.

Track your team

No names, emails, or IP addresses. One link, no login.

Keep your data

Responses are deleted 30 days after the survey closes. The PDF is yours to keep.

Check in on you

No subscription, no sales calls, no customer success manager named Chad.

Why we built this

I run a local healthcare business with about 100 people. When I wanted an honest read on how my team was doing, our HR software quoted thousands a year for its survey module. Google Forms was free, but my team would know it came from me, and I’d get polite answers.

So we built the thing in between: good questions, a truly anonymous link, and a price that matches what it is. No investors and no sales team.

Dan and Tim

Questions

Is it actually anonymous?

Yes. There’s no login, and we don’t collect names, emails, or IP addresses. Teams with fewer than five responses are left out of the team breakdown.

Why not just use Google Forms?

Your team knows when a survey comes from your own account, and they adjust their answers. You’d also have to write the questions and build the report yourself.

Can I run it every quarter?

Yes. Each run gets its own link and report, and you pay each time. Nothing renews in between.

What if I need help?

Email hello@goldilockshr.com. A real person replies.